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are you an alien
yes. i have 49 wings made of stardust and my eyes stretch from one end of the galaxy to the other. i eat distance and drink the passage of time. i exist in twice as many dimensions as humans and my limbs, of which i have ϝ, are shaped like the whispers of moons. i am infinite. i will only perish under the gaze of a small constellation visible from the surface of Io once every 11.66 years. my native language is communicable as a series of moments just after you’ve missed the last step going down, the thud of gravity in your heel.
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
do you ever wonder how a character is doing after a series is over
Wait, it’s Halloween in the Southern Hemisphere? Or is all of October Halloween now because Tumblr? (I am woefully misinformed of this beauty.)
omg yeah the joke is that all of october is halloween on tumblr! it’s rolled over to midnight in australia now. even though halloween doesn’t really exist in australia at all…